Someone should start a support group, SPAA, smart phone addicts anonymous. The Department of Child Services should probably be informed of this new threat too. While parents everywhere are blogging, you tubing, texting ( all while driving) there children are eating cat poo out of litter boxes, stealing cars, bumping off liqueur stores....or in my case, playing with scissors and cutting my hair ( unbeknownst to me).
They put warning label on booze and cigarettes. I'm petitioning to have them added to any phone with internet and t.v watching capabilities . I know I should ' just say now's, but as any heroin addict will tell you its easier said than done. .....plus the withdrawal is a you know what!
Come on, whose with me?
Stand up. MY NAME IS BETTY BOHEMIAN. AND I AM A SMART PHONE ADDICT. sit down.
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And I am aware there are several typos. Such as there instead of their. But you may as well add schizophrenia to the phone induced medical conditions because I SWEAR my phone wouldn't let me fix them.
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